whores:

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

hatoful-boxcars:

using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It